Straight Outta Super Earth T Shirt

Certified. Deployed. Probably doomed.

Straight outta Super Earth and directly into the worst possible situation imaginable—just the way command intended.

This design drops you right into that pre-mission moment: four helmets locked in, no plan, full of confidence, and absolutely zero understanding of what’s about to go wrong. A squad built on courage, poor communication, and someone definitely bringing the wrong stratagems.

You weren’t trained for this. You weren’t prepared for this. You definitely didn’t coordinate for this.

But you are dropping in anyway...with three other idiots who are thinking the exact same thing.

STRAIGHT OUTTA SUPER EARTH.

Straight into chaos.

Product features

- Down, Up, Left, Down, Up, Right, Down, Up

- Friendly fire....Most likely

- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel

- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for cleaner drape and reduced waste

- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and increased durability

- Small chest print plus large, back graphic printed via DTG/DTF methods

Product information: Gildan 64000

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry clean